Pop Tarts are like TV sitcoms. They have absolutely no nutritional value. They fill you up, sure, but you’re not left with anything of substance when you’re done. But while you’re eating them, you’re happy. Which is, I think, the primary purpose of both Pop Tarts and sitcoms. And I think as long as you realize this you should be free from ridicule for indulging in either. So excuse me while I watch “Friends” and finish my snack.
Pop Tarts and TV 6 July 2008